Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it!

Sometimes you have to look reality in the eye, and deny it.

I love rhymes; I love to write a poem about New York and rhyme 'oysters' with 'The Cloisters.' And 'The lady from Knoxville who bought her brassieres by the boxful.' I just feel a sort of small triumph.

A person does feel sheepish picking on journalists, a class already so richly despised that if a planeload of them crashed in flames, most people would smile from pure reflex.

Your life is a work of art, and in the end, the underlying theme of great art is bravery and hope and love.

I felt bad for that world that we have given a generation of kids.

To Norwegians, the polka is a form of martial art.