Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it!

We thank you [the soldiers recently returned from the middle east] for your service.

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster.

There is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes.

Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.

A good newspaper is never nearly good enough but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever.

I think there's a lot of power in listening to one person talking to you. And this should never be underestimated.One person sitting and talking to you and, you're pulled in, in ways that technology and art and all cannot.