Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it!

Give up your good 'Christian' life and follow Jesus

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

We all know you can get AIDS from sex, but did you know that you can get sex from aides?

Where I come from, when a Catholic marries a Lutheran it is considered the first step on the road to Minneapolis.

Being rich and thin isn't everything.

The relationship between truth and a newspaper is like the relationship between the color green and the number seven. Occasionally you will see the number seven written in green, but you learn not to expect this.