Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it!

Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it!

America of the future will be all malls connected by interstates. All because your parents no longer can their own tomatoes.

You've got work to do. Don't put this off. And don't take the long view, here. You know? Life is today and tomorrow and - and if you're lucky, next week.

... life itself is brief, and that is what charges the day with such ridiculous beauty.

Selective ignorance, a cornerstone of child rearing. You don't put kids under surveillance: it might frighten you. Parents should sit tall in the saddle and look upon their troops with a noble and benevolent and extremely nearsighted gaze.

Not everyone has a Life's Work. Some people simply have a Life.