We thank you [the soldiers recently returned from the middle east] for your service.
Garrison KeillorIf the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster.
Garrison KeillorThere is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes.
Garrison KeillorIntelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.
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