Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it!

Your car, comfort though it be, this little den and dining room on wheels, is a prison that deadens your senses, and to feel wholly alive you must go for a walk.

The father of a daughter is nothing but a high-class hostage. A father turns a stony face to his sons, berates them, shakes his antlers, paws the ground, snorts, runs them off into the underbrush, but when his daughter puts her arm over his shoulder and says, 'Daddy, I need to ask you something,' he is a pat of butter in a hot frying pan.

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor

When you come to expect humor of people, you will never get it.

A man can't eat anger for breakfast and sleep with it at night and not suffer damage to his soul.

Some of us have a relentless urge to attempt what we can never be good at and neglect our true calling.