He was admired for never being at a loss for words and never wasting any either.

Your life is a work of art, and in the end, the underlying theme of great art is bravery and hope and love.

The relationship between truth and a newspaper is like the relationship between the color green and the number seven. Occasionally you will see the number seven written in green, but you learn not to expect this.

Humor is not about problems with airline luggage handlers. It's about our lives in America and it's about the ends of our lives and it's about everything that happens after that and everything that happened before.

I don't have a great eye for detail. I leave blanks in all of my stories. I leave out all detail, which leaves the reader to fill in something better.

There is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes.

Bad things don't happen to writers; it's all material.