One day Donald Trump will discover that he is owned by Lutheran Brotherhood and must re negotiate his debt load with a committee of silent Norwegians who dont understand why anyone would pay more than $120.00 for a suit.

When you're old you feast on your memories, and if you spend too much time on exercise, you may get old and not have many.

Jesus said the meek would inherit the earth, but so far all we've gotten is Minnesota and North Dakota.

Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.

Boys, the first drink is a boon, the second is a gamble, the third is poor judgment, and then the rate of descent gets steep

We come from people who brought us up to believe that life is a struggle, and if you should feel really happy, be patient: this will pass.

No matter what time of year I come here, people always say the same thing: Its not usually like this.