Jesus said the meek would inherit the earth, but so far all we've gotten is Minnesota and North Dakota.
Garrison KeillorI feel it's so hard for young actors; It's a different world that they're coming up in; there's so much money to be made off of their personal lives, and people are bound and determined to make that money.
Garrison KeillorTV news is as bloody as Shakespeare but without the intelligence and the poetry. If you watch television news you know less about the world than if you drank gin out of a bottle
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