... I never was one to get upset about a few scratches on a motor vehicle, it is meant to be used, not saved.
Garrison KeillorWe thank you [the soldiers recently returned from the middle east] for your service.
Garrison KeillorA young writer is easily tempted by the allusive and ethereal and ironic and reflective, but the declarative is at the bottom of most good writing.
Garrison KeillorI love rhymes; I love to write a poem about New York and rhyme 'oysters' with 'The Cloisters.' And 'The lady from Knoxville who bought her brassieres by the boxful.' I just feel a sort of small triumph.
Garrison Keillor