When you're old you feast on your memories, and if you spend too much time on exercise, you may get old and not have many.

If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and fire them all off, wouldn't you?

Humor is not about problems with airline luggage handlers. It's about our lives in America and it's about the ends of our lives and it's about everything that happens after that and everything that happened before.

All fiction comes from a little bit of reality, otherwise it would have no relevance. The fun is in innovation, take something real like this fair, and make it something larger than life.

I'm a lucky guy. I get to sit around every day and indulge in make believe and get paid for it.

Pumpkin pie is a living symbol of mediocrity. The best pumpkin pie you ever ate wasn't all that much different from the worst pumpkin pie you ever ate.

He was admired for never being at a loss for words and never wasting any either.