A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer.
Garrison KeillorYour life is a work of art, and in the end, the underlying theme of great art is bravery and hope and love.
Garrison KeillorThe greatness of America is that it produces exuberant geniuses like Louis Armstrong and Fred Astaire and Leonard Bernstein. We are meant to be a jazzy people who talk big and jump on the table and dance; we aren't supposed to be dopey and glum and brood over old injuries.
Garrison KeillorSpending time in a church does not make you religious, any more than spending time in a garage makes you a car.
Garrison Keillor