You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.

I'm a lucky guy. I get to sit around every day and indulge in make believe and get paid for it.

I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

Years ago, manhood was an opportunity for achievement, and now it is a problem to be overcome.

I want to resume the life of a shy person.

I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy.