No matter what time of year I come here, people always say the same thing: Its not usually like this.

She gave him such a look... Man oh man, if looks could kill. That one might have totalled a city block.

A compassionate conservative is someone who electrocutes juveniles but lets them have a last 'make a wish'.

Give guilt - the gift that lasts forever.

Just because we're fictional characters doesn't mean you can pick us up and move us anywhere you want.--the people of Lake Woebegon

Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it!

I think if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world for all of us.