No matter what time of year I come here, people always say the same thing: Its not usually like this.

Every show is your last show. That's my philosophy.

I don't want them to be told to remember me.

I usually don't work with other people; I do the whole show myself.

Some people think it is difficult to be a Christian and to laugh, but I think it's the other way around. God writes a lot of comedy, its just that he has so many bad actors.

... and people are to march around the church to commemorate the event, Palm Sunday, when Jesus rode into Jerusalem and was greeted with applause and with palms. People thought he had come to overthrow the Romans, but ... no ... he had come to change THEM ... and that led to things turning bad.

Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.