Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with.

Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.

Oysters are supposed to enhance your sexual performance, but they don't work for me. Maybe I put them on too soon.

Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.

I don't know how to ground myself without the other actor present.

I'm good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage.

I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.