I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.
I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"
My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.
I don't talk about my hair anymore because I've matured. I matured and realized it doesn't matter what you look like. It's what kind of hair you have inside that counts.