I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.

Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.

They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.

Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name?

You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.

I don't talk about my hair anymore because I've matured. I matured and realized it doesn't matter what you look like. It's what kind of hair you have inside that counts.

But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.