I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
Garry ShandlingYes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the first time either of us cried.
Garry ShandlingBut I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.
Garry ShandlingWas the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"
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