I'm good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage.

I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest.

I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and go, "I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like."

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on.

My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"

I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. And I'll tell you, he wasn't bad.