I'm good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage.

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.

First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on.

I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.

I remember learning to drive on my dad's lap. Did you guys ever do that? He'd work the brakes. I'd work the wheel. Then I went to take the driver's test and sat on the examiner's lap. I failed the exam. But he still writes to me. That's the really nice part.