Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.
Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship.
Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the first time either of us cried.