But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.

Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.

Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.

First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on.

I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there.

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"