I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was on fire, and all she talked about was herself. You know these kind of girls: 'I'm hot. I'm on fire. Me, me, me.' You know. 'Help me, put me out.' Come on, could we talk about me just a little bit?

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell

I'm good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage.

First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on.

I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was on fire, and all she talked about was herself. You know these kind of girls: 'I'm hot. I'm on fire. Me, me, me.' You know. 'Help me, put me out.' Come on, could we talk about me just a little bit?

I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large.