My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell

The comic strip is what I looked at, and it's another reason I did it. The comic strip, where animals would comment on human behaviour, interested me.

I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

I remember learning to drive on my dad's lap. Did you guys ever do that? He'd work the brakes. I'd work the wheel. Then I went to take the driver's test and sat on the examiner's lap. I failed the exam. But he still writes to me. That's the really nice part.

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.