Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"
Garry ShandlingThey should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.
Garry ShandlingI actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn't pull his head into the shell very often, I in reality was five or ten minutes later to every recording session.
Garry Shandling