It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.

Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the first time either of us cried.

I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.

I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.

I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and go, "I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like."

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.