It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.

Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"

I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with - if I may judge from my own father, who used to sit and stare at the TV while my mother was speaking to him - I think that's a man's way of tuning out.

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.

It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.

Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.

The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me from wanting to host a standard-fare kind of talk show.