Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.
I don't know how to ground myself without the other actor present.
I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.
Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the first time either of us cried.
They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.