I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the first time either of us cried.

They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.

Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.

I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large.

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."

It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.