I don't talk about my hair anymore because I've matured. I matured and realized it doesn't matter what you look like. It's what kind of hair you have inside that counts.
Garry ShandlingI'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
Garry ShandlingOysters are supposed to enhance your sexual performance, but they don't work for me. Maybe I put them on too soon.
Garry ShandlingI sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell
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