You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.
Garry ShandlingNice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.
Garry ShandlingAfter making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."
Garry ShandlingI'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
Garry ShandlingI met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was on fire, and all she talked about was herself. You know these kind of girls: 'I'm hot. I'm on fire. Me, me, me.' You know. 'Help me, put me out.' Come on, could we talk about me just a little bit?
Garry Shandling