I don't talk about my hair anymore because I've matured. I matured and realized it doesn't matter what you look like. It's what kind of hair you have inside that counts.

My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.

Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with.

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell

Oysters are supposed to enhance your sexual performance, but they don't work for me. Maybe I put them on too soon.