The comic strip is what I looked at, and it's another reason I did it. The comic strip, where animals would comment on human behaviour, interested me.

I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.

They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.

Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name?

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell

When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship.