The comic strip is what I looked at, and it's another reason I did it. The comic strip, where animals would comment on human behaviour, interested me.

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."

You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.

I'm good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage.

I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.

Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"

I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right.