My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.

I don't know how to ground myself without the other actor present.

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."

My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"

I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with - if I may judge from my own father, who used to sit and stare at the TV while my mother was speaking to him - I think that's a man's way of tuning out.

I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front.

I have such poor vision I can date anybody.