Oysters are supposed to enhance your sexual performance, but they don't work for me. Maybe I put them on too soon.
Garry ShandlingNice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.
Garry ShandlingHere's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.
Garry Shandling