I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn't want to be the tea party's go-to comedian.

The definition of the word nerd has changed. It's now any attractive person with a hobby. The loneliness component is no longer included.

Would it be ironic if we had to go back to Iraq to rid it of the Al Quaeda that wasn't there before we got there to rid it of Al Queda?

The other thing is that I'm a pretty moody guy, but no one really wants to see a normal-looking guy complain about things or talk about being unhappy. That's hard. Most people are like, 'Well, you have all your hair and you're tall, so why are you unhappy?' That can be limiting.

If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you.

Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates.

I just can't dance like no ones watching. I tried but it's futile.