I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn't want to be the tea party's go-to comedian.

Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again.

The definition of the word nerd has changed. It's now any attractive person with a hobby. The loneliness component is no longer included.

If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time.

The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you're talented.

Is it common for people to become a pothead at 40? Asking for myself.

Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.