I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn't want to be the tea party's go-to comedian.

I really shine in front of prominently Jewish crowds. Normally I really beat myself up, but as far as Jewish audiences go, I'm at the top of my game.

The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you're talented.

Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.

Say what you will about Gypsy women, but they are remarkable assessors of blues guitar talent.

I went to Boston College. It's a Catholic college, yeah I had a nickname there: Jew.

I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn't want to be the tea party's go-to comedian.