I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn't want to be the tea party's go-to comedian.

There's a kiss at the end of the rainbow more precious than a pot of gold.

The definition of the word nerd has changed. It's now any attractive person with a hobby. The loneliness component is no longer included.

Some people hate Jews. Fine, alright it's been done. I mean, that's part of my problem with it. Could you hate somebody new? I'm not giving you any suggestions but the Belgians have had a good run.

I think the biggest challenge I have faced is that I have struggled most of my life with often crippling depression which has sometimes if not keeping me off stage kept me from writing regularly and with any kind of confidence.

Is it common for people to become a pothead at 40? Asking for myself.

I just always wonder if I'm too obsessive about subjects. I try to avoid that.