I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn't want to be the tea party's go-to comedian.

Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.

Just saw an orthodox Jewish kid do 3 pull-ups on the scaffolding. Shattering the previous record.

I just always wonder if I'm too obsessive about subjects. I try to avoid that.

The definition of the word nerd has changed. It's now any attractive person with a hobby. The loneliness component is no longer included.

I just can't dance like no ones watching. I tried but it's futile.

Don't go back over your life with a red pen.