I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn't want to be the tea party's go-to comedian.

The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you're talented.

Is it common for people to become a pothead at 40? Asking for myself.

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!

I think of a lot of comedy being watched alone, for some reason. It's surprising to me that people are getting together to watch stand-up comedy.

When you're gay every party is a bad sweater party.

There's a kiss at the end of the rainbow more precious than a pot of gold.