The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you're talented.

I just always wonder if I'm too obsessive about subjects. I try to avoid that.

There's a kiss at the end of the rainbow more precious than a pot of gold.

Night to night, doing the clubs is a lot of fun too because you have a lot more freedom and you don't have to worry about swearing or going off the script or going long or going short. If you bomb, only a handful of people see it. On TV, a lot of people see it.

I really think I'm at the top of my game right now, and I have the tools that I've learned over the years, so I feel really good about what I'm doing onstage now.

Without my family, I'd be something.

When you're gay every party is a bad sweater party.