There's a kiss at the end of the rainbow more precious than a pot of gold.

If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time.

I have 236 movies on my queue and I feel like I should always be watching movies. Like if I wake up in the middle of the night and don't fall directly back to sleep, I'm like, 'I've been up for an hour and a half I could have watched 'Toy Story 3' by now.' In this economy it is a sin not to be watching movies when you have Netflix.

I really shine in front of prominently Jewish crowds. Normally I really beat myself up, but as far as Jewish audiences go, I'm at the top of my game.

Is it common for people to become a pothead at 40? Asking for myself.

I think everything is fair game to a certain extent.

The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you're talented.