No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!

Say what you will about Gypsy women, but they are remarkable assessors of blues guitar talent.

I was born when my dad was 50... It's weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We'd go to the movies, we're both getting discounts.

I really think I'm at the top of my game right now, and I have the tools that I've learned over the years, so I feel really good about what I'm doing onstage now.

There are certain jokes that indicate how mainstream a comic is. If you're talking about how the side effects of drugs that they advertise on TV are worse than the actual illness they're supposed to prevent, that's like the hackiest joke out there now. If you're still doing that joke, that usually is an indicator of being mainstream, in a bad way.

Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates.

I just can't dance like no ones watching. I tried but it's futile.