No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!

I always wanted to make strangers and friends and family laugh. I was over ten years younger than my brothers. It was hard to get attention without some kind of gimmick, like athletic stardom or being funny.

If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you.

I think everything contributes to your creativity.

The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself.

For the first few years I wrote jokes and performed them word for word and then wrote tags for them and did that word for word and that worked pretty well. Now, I do almost all of my writing on stage and then record and listen for any new things and then I write those down.

Is it common for people to become a pothead at 40? Asking for myself.