No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!

Without my family, I'd be something.

I was born when my dad was 50... It's weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We'd go to the movies, we're both getting discounts.

What I need is an Urban Thesaurus. I know what money is what I need is 600 different ways to say it.

For the first few years I wrote jokes and performed them word for word and then wrote tags for them and did that word for word and that worked pretty well. Now, I do almost all of my writing on stage and then record and listen for any new things and then I write those down.

I always wanted to make strangers and friends and family laugh. I was over ten years younger than my brothers. It was hard to get attention without some kind of gimmick, like athletic stardom or being funny.