No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!

Some people hate Jews. Fine, alright it's been done. I mean, that's part of my problem with it. Could you hate somebody new? I'm not giving you any suggestions but the Belgians have had a good run.

My brother is a tax guy, and the way I look at it, it's like he's spending his life saving money for rich people. So I think making strangers laugh, at least having a creative component to your profession, is more manageable for me. I can live with that a lot easier.

It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny.

I went to Boston College. It's a Catholic college, yeah I had a nickname there: Jew.

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!

I think of a lot of comedy being watched alone, for some reason. It's surprising to me that people are getting together to watch stand-up comedy.