No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!

I always wanted to make strangers and friends and family laugh. I was over ten years younger than my brothers. It was hard to get attention without some kind of gimmick, like athletic stardom or being funny.

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!

Do you know what Bill Gates has to pull out of an old coat, to feel like I did with a $20 bill? First of all, the idea that Bill Gates has an old coat is preposterous. If he has an old coat, it's the coat Abe Lincoln was shot in and he wears it as a bathrobe - no underwear by the way. He lets his billionaire balls swing willy-nilly beneath the death cloak of the great emancipator. That's your 1%.

Say what you will about Gypsy women, but they are remarkable assessors of blues guitar talent.

Without my family, I'd be something.

I was born when my dad was 50... It's weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We'd go to the movies, we're both getting discounts.