No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!

As a child I most closely identified with Charlie Browns teacher. Nobody listened.

Is it common for people to become a pothead at 40? Asking for myself.

I really shine in front of prominently Jewish crowds. Normally I really beat myself up, but as far as Jewish audiences go, I'm at the top of my game.

If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time.

I really think I'm at the top of my game right now, and I have the tools that I've learned over the years, so I feel really good about what I'm doing onstage now.

My brother is a tax guy, and the way I look at it, it's like he's spending his life saving money for rich people. So I think making strangers laugh, at least having a creative component to your profession, is more manageable for me. I can live with that a lot easier.