The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself.
Gary GulmanMaybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again.
Gary GulmanThere are certain jokes that indicate how mainstream a comic is. If you're talking about how the side effects of drugs that they advertise on TV are worse than the actual illness they're supposed to prevent, that's like the hackiest joke out there now. If you're still doing that joke, that usually is an indicator of being mainstream, in a bad way.
Gary Gulman