If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time.

If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you.

The other thing is that I'm a pretty moody guy, but no one really wants to see a normal-looking guy complain about things or talk about being unhappy. That's hard. Most people are like, 'Well, you have all your hair and you're tall, so why are you unhappy?' That can be limiting.

Night to night, doing the clubs is a lot of fun too because you have a lot more freedom and you don't have to worry about swearing or going off the script or going long or going short. If you bomb, only a handful of people see it. On TV, a lot of people see it.

Would it be ironic if we had to go back to Iraq to rid it of the Al Quaeda that wasn't there before we got there to rid it of Al Queda?

I just always wonder if I'm too obsessive about subjects. I try to avoid that.

Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.