I just always wonder if I'm too obsessive about subjects. I try to avoid that.

I just always wonder if I'm too obsessive about subjects. I try to avoid that.

Would it be ironic if we had to go back to Iraq to rid it of the Al Quaeda that wasn't there before we got there to rid it of Al Queda?

I hate nickels; they're quarter impersonators.

There are certain jokes that indicate how mainstream a comic is. If you're talking about how the side effects of drugs that they advertise on TV are worse than the actual illness they're supposed to prevent, that's like the hackiest joke out there now. If you're still doing that joke, that usually is an indicator of being mainstream, in a bad way.

Without my family, I'd be something.

Say what you will about Gypsy women, but they are remarkable assessors of blues guitar talent.