The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself.

Would it be ironic if we had to go back to Iraq to rid it of the Al Quaeda that wasn't there before we got there to rid it of Al Queda?

I just always wonder if I'm too obsessive about subjects. I try to avoid that.

I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn't want to be the tea party's go-to comedian.

Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again.

I think of a lot of comedy being watched alone, for some reason. It's surprising to me that people are getting together to watch stand-up comedy.

Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates.