Without my family, I'd be something.

I hate nickels; they're quarter impersonators.

I think everything is fair game to a certain extent.

I really shine in front of prominently Jewish crowds. Normally I really beat myself up, but as far as Jewish audiences go, I'm at the top of my game.

I think everything contributes to your creativity.

There are certain jokes that indicate how mainstream a comic is. If you're talking about how the side effects of drugs that they advertise on TV are worse than the actual illness they're supposed to prevent, that's like the hackiest joke out there now. If you're still doing that joke, that usually is an indicator of being mainstream, in a bad way.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the quarter from behind the ear gag. He would never put the time in.