What I need is an Urban Thesaurus. I know what money is what I need is 600 different ways to say it.

The definition of the word nerd has changed. It's now any attractive person with a hobby. The loneliness component is no longer included.

If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time.

The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself.

Say what you will about Gypsy women, but they are remarkable assessors of blues guitar talent.

I just can't dance like no ones watching. I tried but it's futile.

I think the biggest challenge I have faced is that I have struggled most of my life with often crippling depression which has sometimes if not keeping me off stage kept me from writing regularly and with any kind of confidence.