What I need is an Urban Thesaurus. I know what money is what I need is 600 different ways to say it.

I think the biggest challenge I have faced is that I have struggled most of my life with often crippling depression which has sometimes if not keeping me off stage kept me from writing regularly and with any kind of confidence.

Some people hate Jews. Fine, alright it's been done. I mean, that's part of my problem with it. Could you hate somebody new? I'm not giving you any suggestions but the Belgians have had a good run.

I think everything contributes to your creativity.

It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny.

Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again.

The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you're talented.