I think everything is fair game to a certain extent.
If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time.
Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates.
Just saw an orthodox Jewish kid do 3 pull-ups on the scaffolding. Shattering the previous record.
I hate nickels; they're quarter impersonators.
I've always wanted to do more significant stuff. I think of myself as well-informed, but the hardest thing to do is talk about politics and current events and be funny and not just preachy.