What I need is an Urban Thesaurus. I know what money is what I need is 600 different ways to say it.

I just always wonder if I'm too obsessive about subjects. I try to avoid that.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the quarter from behind the ear gag. He would never put the time in.

I really shine in front of prominently Jewish crowds. Normally I really beat myself up, but as far as Jewish audiences go, I'm at the top of my game.

What I need is an Urban Thesaurus. I know what money is what I need is 600 different ways to say it.

There are certain jokes that indicate how mainstream a comic is. If you're talking about how the side effects of drugs that they advertise on TV are worse than the actual illness they're supposed to prevent, that's like the hackiest joke out there now. If you're still doing that joke, that usually is an indicator of being mainstream, in a bad way.

There's a kiss at the end of the rainbow more precious than a pot of gold.