What I need is an Urban Thesaurus. I know what money is what I need is 600 different ways to say it.

My brother is a tax guy, and the way I look at it, it's like he's spending his life saving money for rich people. So I think making strangers laugh, at least having a creative component to your profession, is more manageable for me. I can live with that a lot easier.

I just always wonder if I'm too obsessive about subjects. I try to avoid that.

If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time.

I have 236 movies on my queue and I feel like I should always be watching movies. Like if I wake up in the middle of the night and don't fall directly back to sleep, I'm like, 'I've been up for an hour and a half I could have watched 'Toy Story 3' by now.' In this economy it is a sin not to be watching movies when you have Netflix.

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!

I think everything contributes to your creativity.