What I need is an Urban Thesaurus. I know what money is what I need is 600 different ways to say it.

As a child I most closely identified with Charlie Browns teacher. Nobody listened.

I just always wonder if I'm too obsessive about subjects. I try to avoid that.

I really shine in front of prominently Jewish crowds. Normally I really beat myself up, but as far as Jewish audiences go, I'm at the top of my game.

Say what you will about Gypsy women, but they are remarkable assessors of blues guitar talent.

I've always wanted to do more significant stuff. I think of myself as well-informed, but the hardest thing to do is talk about politics and current events and be funny and not just preachy.

I was born when my dad was 50... It's weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We'd go to the movies, we're both getting discounts.