When you're gay every party is a bad sweater party.

What I need is an Urban Thesaurus. I know what money is what I need is 600 different ways to say it.

There's a kiss at the end of the rainbow more precious than a pot of gold.

The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you're talented.

I really think I'm at the top of my game right now, and I have the tools that I've learned over the years, so I feel really good about what I'm doing onstage now.

Would it be ironic if we had to go back to Iraq to rid it of the Al Quaeda that wasn't there before we got there to rid it of Al Queda?

If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you.