It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny.
There's a kiss at the end of the rainbow more precious than a pot of gold.
If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time.
As a child I most closely identified with Charlie Browns teacher. Nobody listened.
I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn't want to be the tea party's go-to comedian.
Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.