Is it common for people to become a pothead at 40? Asking for myself.

The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself.

Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again.

Ever drive by one of those things on the highway which tells you how fast you're going? I don't even pay attention to them anymore because I found a similar gadget in my dashboard... Some people slow down at those things... I don't slow down. I speed up and set the high score.

I've always wanted to do more significant stuff. I think of myself as well-informed, but the hardest thing to do is talk about politics and current events and be funny and not just preachy.

Don't go back over your life with a red pen.

I really think I'm at the top of my game right now, and I have the tools that I've learned over the years, so I feel really good about what I'm doing onstage now.