The other thing is that I'm a pretty moody guy, but no one really wants to see a normal-looking guy complain about things or talk about being unhappy. That's hard. Most people are like, 'Well, you have all your hair and you're tall, so why are you unhappy?' That can be limiting.

I was born when my dad was 50... It's weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We'd go to the movies, we're both getting discounts.

What I need is an Urban Thesaurus. I know what money is what I need is 600 different ways to say it.

Don't go back over your life with a red pen.

Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again.

Is it common for people to become a pothead at 40? Asking for myself.

I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn't want to be the tea party's go-to comedian.