The other thing is that I'm a pretty moody guy, but no one really wants to see a normal-looking guy complain about things or talk about being unhappy. That's hard. Most people are like, 'Well, you have all your hair and you're tall, so why are you unhappy?' That can be limiting.

Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the quarter from behind the ear gag. He would never put the time in.

Just saw an orthodox Jewish kid do 3 pull-ups on the scaffolding. Shattering the previous record.

It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny.

I think everything contributes to your creativity.

I was born when my dad was 50... It's weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We'd go to the movies, we're both getting discounts.