The other thing is that I'm a pretty moody guy, but no one really wants to see a normal-looking guy complain about things or talk about being unhappy. That's hard. Most people are like, 'Well, you have all your hair and you're tall, so why are you unhappy?' That can be limiting.

I just can't dance like no ones watching. I tried but it's futile.

I went to Boston College. It's a Catholic college, yeah I had a nickname there: Jew.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the quarter from behind the ear gag. He would never put the time in.

If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you.

It was early on when I was really focused and obsessed with doing The Tonight Show and Letterman and stuff like that. Then, I quickly realized that those things don't make or break a career.

Without my family, I'd be something.