It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny.

Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again.

The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you're talented.

It was early on when I was really focused and obsessed with doing The Tonight Show and Letterman and stuff like that. Then, I quickly realized that those things don't make or break a career.

Is it common for people to become a pothead at 40? Asking for myself.

What I need is an Urban Thesaurus. I know what money is what I need is 600 different ways to say it.

If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you.