It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny.

I went to Boston College. It's a Catholic college, yeah I had a nickname there: Jew.

I was born when my dad was 50... It's weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We'd go to the movies, we're both getting discounts.

Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.

My brother is a tax guy, and the way I look at it, it's like he's spending his life saving money for rich people. So I think making strangers laugh, at least having a creative component to your profession, is more manageable for me. I can live with that a lot easier.

I have 236 movies on my queue and I feel like I should always be watching movies. Like if I wake up in the middle of the night and don't fall directly back to sleep, I'm like, 'I've been up for an hour and a half I could have watched 'Toy Story 3' by now.' In this economy it is a sin not to be watching movies when you have Netflix.

I think everything contributes to your creativity.