Just saw an orthodox Jewish kid do 3 pull-ups on the scaffolding. Shattering the previous record.

I think of a lot of comedy being watched alone, for some reason. It's surprising to me that people are getting together to watch stand-up comedy.

It was early on when I was really focused and obsessed with doing The Tonight Show and Letterman and stuff like that. Then, I quickly realized that those things don't make or break a career.

Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates.

I just can't dance like no ones watching. I tried but it's futile.

Some people hate Jews. Fine, alright it's been done. I mean, that's part of my problem with it. Could you hate somebody new? I'm not giving you any suggestions but the Belgians have had a good run.

Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again.