The annoying thing about being modest is that you can't brag about it.
The really tough thing about humility is you can't brag about it.
The key to getting ahead is setting aside 8 hours a day for work and 8 hours a day for sleep - and making sure they're not the same hours.
Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.
The trouble with making intelligent suggestions is that you're apt to be appointed to carry them out.
One good thing about being young is that you're not experienced enough to know what can't be done.