One good thing about being young is that you're not experienced enough to know what can't be done.
The really tough thing about humility is you can't brag about it.
The annoying thing about being modest is that you can't brag about it.
The bridges that you cross before you come to them are over rivers that aren't there.
If there were any justice in this world, people would occasionally be permitted to fly over pigeons.
The toughest thing about raising kids is convincing them that you have seniority.