If there were any justice in this world, people would occasionally be permitted to fly over pigeons.
The bridges that you cross before you come to them are over rivers that aren't there.
One good thing about being young is that you're not experienced enough to know what can't be done.
Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.
The annoying thing about being modest is that you can't brag about it.
The toughest thing about raising kids is convincing them that you have seniority.