If there were any justice in this world, people would occasionally be permitted to fly over pigeons.

The toughest thing about raising kids is convincing them that you have seniority.

If there were any justice in this world, people would occasionally be permitted to fly over pigeons.

The bridges that you cross before you come to them are over rivers that aren't there.

The trouble with making intelligent suggestions is that you're apt to be appointed to carry them out.

One good thing about being young is that you're not experienced enough to know what can't be done.

The key to getting ahead is setting aside 8 hours a day for work and 8 hours a day for sleep - and making sure they're not the same hours.