Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.

The really tough thing about humility is you can't brag about it.

The key to getting ahead is setting aside 8 hours a day for work and 8 hours a day for sleep - and making sure they're not the same hours.

The trouble with making intelligent suggestions is that you're apt to be appointed to carry them out.

Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.

If there were any justice in this world, people would occasionally be permitted to fly over pigeons.

The toughest thing about raising kids is convincing them that you have seniority.