The toughest thing about raising kids is convincing them that you have seniority.
The bridges that you cross before you come to them are over rivers that aren't there.
The really tough thing about humility is you can't brag about it.
The annoying thing about being modest is that you can't brag about it.
Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.
One good thing about being young is that you're not experienced enough to know what can't be done.