Most one-run games are lost, not won.
There should be a new way to record standings in this league; one column for wins, one for losses and one for gifts.
He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque.
The worst thing is the day you realize you want to win more than the players do.
Baseball and malaria keep coming back.
I'm not the manager because I'm always right, but I'm always right because I'm the manager.