The worst thing is the day you realize you want to win more than the players do.

Most one-run games are lost, not won.

I'm not the manager because I'm always right, but I'm always right because I'm the manager.

Losing streaks are funny. If you lose at the beginning, you got off to a bad start. If you lose in the middle of the season, you're in a slump. If you lose at the end, you're choking

The first guy who lays a finger on this blind old man is fined fifty bucks!

There should be a new way to record standings in this league; one column for wins, one for losses and one for gifts.

Baseball and malaria keep coming back.