You have to bear in mind that Mr. Autry's favorite horse was named Champion. He ain't ever had one called Runner Up.

There should be a new way to record standings in this league; one column for wins, one for losses and one for gifts.

Most one-run games are lost, not won.

I have an amazing ability to forget.

Baseball and malaria keep coming back.

He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque.

Play him, fine him, and play him again.