You have to bear in mind that Mr. Autry's favorite horse was named Champion. He ain't ever had one called Runner Up.

I have an amazing ability to forget.

He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque.

There should be a new way to record standings in this league; one column for wins, one for losses and one for gifts.

I want everybody to feel he has a chance to get into a game when he comes to the ballpark. I play guys when I want to so they'll be ready when I have to. I don't consider myself a motivator of players. I think it's an insult to a ballplayer to have to be motivated.

The first guy who lays a finger on this blind old man is fined fifty bucks!

I'm not the manager because I'm always right, but I'm always right because I'm the manager.