There should be a new way to record standings in this league; one column for wins, one for losses and one for gifts.
The worst thing is the day you realize you want to win more than the players do.
He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque.
You can't lead anyone else further than you have gone yourself.
Play him, fine him, and play him again.
I have an amazing ability to forget.