Coming back to Israel is a homecoming.

The root of all evil isn't money; rather, it's not having enough money.

I worship scones and danishes. If I never had another meal, I wouldn't care as long as I could eat pastries and jelly doughnuts.

Unless you took courses in architecture, engineering, or pre-med, the rest of your liberal arts education hardly prepares you for life as the business warrior and champion you envision yourself to be.

Rock stars are idiots. You know that! Remember this moron never went to music school, never learned music theory and can't read or write music. So why not be suspicious of everything this idiot says?

The Beatles weren't like any other band. Everybody in the band sang, which is why you knew everybody in the band.

Being a Jew, you realize your strongest weapon is your mind.