I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.

It is said that every people has the Government it deserves. It is more to the point that every Government has the electorate it deserves; for the orator of the front bench can edify or debauch an ignorant electorate at will.

Though the Life Force supplies us with its own purpose, it has no other brains to work with than those it has painfully and imperfectly evolved in our heads.

Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman, but believing what he read made him mad.

With the exception of capitalism, there is nothing so revolting as revolution.

A socialist is somebody who doesn't have anything, and is ready to divide it up equally among everybody.

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.