I can't talk religion to a man with bodily hunger in his eyes.
Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's.
Greatness is one of the sensations of littleness
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
Fashions, after all, are only induced epidemics.
The only person who acts sensibly is my tailor. He takes my measure anew every time he sees me. Everyone else goes by their old measurements.