I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.

To withhold deserved praise lest it should make its object conceited is as dishonest as to withhold payment of a just debt lest your creditor should spend the money badly.

All religions begin with a revolt against morality, and perish when morality conquers them.

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend - if you have one. Telegram inviting Winston Churchill to opening night of Pygmalion. Churchill wired back: Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend the second - if there is one.

I would exchange every painting of Christ for one snapshot.

Liberty is the breath of life to nations.