I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.

It is not pleasure that makes life worth living. It is life that makes pleasure worth having.

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man.

In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice.

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking, and getting well hammered yourself.

Changeable women are more endurable that monotonous ones; they are sometimes murdered but never deserted.

If all the Churches of Europe closed their doors until the drums ceased rolling they would act as a most powerful reminder that though the glory of war is a famous and ancient glory, it is not the final glory of God.