I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.

A nap, my friend, is a brief period of sleep which overtakes superannuated persons when they endeavor to entertain unwelcome visitors or to listen to scientific lectures.

It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other Englishman hate or despise him.

What is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.

It is not disbelief that is dangerous to our society; it is belief.

Medical science is as yet very imperfectly differentiated from common cure-mongering witchcraft

As long as more people will pay admission to a theater to see a naked body than to see a naked brain, the drama will languish.