As well consult a butcher on the value of vegetarianism as a doctor on the worth of vaccination.

When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points or it would be impossible to endure them.

I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one.

We mustn't be stiff and stand-off, you know. We must be thoroughly democratic, and patronize everybody without distinction of class.

I'm sick of all the reasonable people: they see all the reasons for doing nothing

Sister, you're trying to keep me alive as an old curiosity, but I'm done, I'm finished, I'm going to die.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.