As well consult a butcher on the value of vegetarianism as a doctor on the worth of vaccination.

A nap, my friend, is a brief period of sleep which overtakes superannuated persons when they endeavor to entertain unwelcome visitors or to listen to scientific lectures.

Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.

When a lion meets another with a louder roar, the first lion thinks the last a bore.

I was told that my diet was so poor that I could not repair the bones that were broken and operated on. So I have just had an Xradiograph taken; and lo! perfectly mended solid bone so beautifully white that I have left instructions that, if I die, a glove stretcher is to be made of me and sent to you as a souvenir

German and Spanish are accessible to foreigners: English is not accessible even to Englishmen.

A miracle is an event which creates faith. That is the purpose and nature of miracles. Frauds deceive. An event which creates faith does not deceive: therefore it is not a fraud, but a miracle.