There is only one belief that can rob death of its sting and the grave of its victory. For without that you cannot be born again.

When we want to read of the deeds that are done for love, whither do we turn? To the murder column.

If you would stick to the concrete, and put your discoveries in the form of entertaining anecdotes about your adventures with women, your conversation would be easier to follow.

Most people go to their grave with their music inside them.

I am a sort of collector of religions: and the curious thing is that I find I can believe in them all.

If women were as fastidious as men, morally or physically, there would be an end of the race.

Schools and schoolmasters, as we have them today, are not popular as places of education and teachers, but rather prisons and turnkeys in which children are kept to prevent them disturbing and chaperoning their parent.