Crime is only the retail department of what, in wholesale, we call penal law.

Morals are a luxury of the rich.

The only way for a woman to provide for herself decently is for her to be good to some man that can afford to be good to her.

I wish people would stop talking about my birthday.

The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not. The cure for it is occupation, because occupation means pre-occupation; and the pre-occupied person is neither happy nor unhappy, but simply alive and active. That is why it is necessary to happiness that one should be tired.

I am oppressed with a dread of living forever. That is the only disadvantage of vegetarianism.

Though all society is founded on intolerance, all improvement is founded on tolerance.