Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course.

The way to deal with worldly people is to frighten them by repeating their scandalous whisperings aloud.

Brigham Young lived to become immortal in history as an American Moses by leading his people through the wilderness into an unpromised land.

Woman reduces us all to the common denominator.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me.

Never waste jealousy on a real man: it is the imaginary man that supplants us all in the long run.