While we have prisons it matters little which of us occupy the cells.

I learned more from the first stupid woman who fell in love with me than ever my brains taught me.

I like to quote myself frequently and often, it makes me sound much more intelligent than I actually am.

The most revolutionary invention of the Nineteenth Century was the artificial sterilization of marriage.

What I say today everybody will say tomorrow, though they will not remember who put it into their heads. Indeed they will be right for I never remember who puts things into my head : it is the Zeitgeist.

All censorships exist to prevent anyone from challenging current conceptions and existing institutions. All progress is initiated by challenging current conceptions, and executed by supplanting existing institutions. Consequently, the first condition of progress is the removal of censorship.

The road to ignorance is paved with good editors.