What I say today everybody will say tomorrow, though they will not remember who put it into their heads. Indeed they will be right for I never remember who puts things into my head : it is the Zeitgeist.

You practically do not use semicolons at all. This is a symptom of mental defectiveness, probably induced by camp life.

When commenting on the turmoil and disorder of the world, If the other planets are inhabited, they must be using this earth as their insane asylum.

When the military man approaches, the world locks up its spoons and packs off its womankind.

Money enables us to get what we want instead of what other people think we want.

My way of joking is to tell the truth

But to admire a strong person and to live under that strong person’s thumb are two different things.